Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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