Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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