Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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