There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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