a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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