Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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