I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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