Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize