Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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