she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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