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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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