i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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