when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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