Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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