Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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