Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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