She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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