Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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