Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I intend to get homeless drunk
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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