Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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