R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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