8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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