Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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