last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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