just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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