At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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