just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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