I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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