Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
farters have to be the big spoon...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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