bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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