I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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