how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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