She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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