Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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