so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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