He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Never underestimate the power of titties
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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