I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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