I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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