i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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