Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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