what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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