I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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