Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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