i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
