Her vagina should come with caution tape.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I have fence marks all over my body
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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