fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
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I can't turn off my feet"
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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