So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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