Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
