Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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