The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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