yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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