I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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