I have demons in me.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she looked like the before picture.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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