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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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