In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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