ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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