I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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